confirmance:

some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren’t home: are you 18?

me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry

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rrey:

tomorrow is december, which means i’ve succesfully wasted almost an entire year again

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loveitorreblogit:

wariofan63:

bace-jeleren:

Man, I sure do love eating coins, slurp slurp!

[Sound of vaccum powering on]

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bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021:

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gravityjunior:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

currently have thousands of people yelling at me on twitter because i said drinking water regularly is healthier than only drinking soda and coffee occasionally

the water haters have logged on

for the love of god please help me

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dear-ao3:

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satyriconmp3:

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wutz:

me: *lifts up big rock*

all the bugs underneath it:

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maamlet:

not trying to be rude but i love posts on here where i learn a completely new thing that immediately gets refuted in the same post. net zero information

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genquerdeer:

ruinpowder:

this is so funny? imagine trying to get all holy on someone when your pinned post is about how much anime porn you watch

bidoofs law strikes again

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oneheadtoanother:

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